Icetpresents...LOL Facebook Status

My Banana

icetpresents — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:29:06 +0000

Robby: Where is all of the snow?

Do you mean crack?
of course he means crack, dawg
crack is whack!!!
i guess we are supposed to get some snow on Monday or Tuesday
lollll crack on monday or tuesday…

My Banana

icetpresents — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 17:45:44 +0000

Salem: -It’s so cold that my banana (which was room temperature from my apartment) was steaming on my drive to class this morning. Too. Cold.

I heard your banana is always steaming.
Salem, didn’t we have a discussion about public indecency yesterday. Keep it in your pants.
my banana didnt steam, just shrunk significantly.
hahaha! Glad I’m not alone in my line of thought when I read this!
You almost had a Bluth frozen banana?
Wow Salem. You should get that checked out… : )

Hannibal Lecter

icetpresents — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 08:12:44 +0000

Mark: Watched Silence of the Lambs with Daniel Richard Wagner today. Anthony Hopkins did such a great job as Hannibal Lecter, I just wanted to eat him up!

you suck
oh i get it cuz he’s a cannibal.

Superbowl

icetpresents — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 04:00:24 +0000

Eric: what’s a Bieber?

it looks like a girl
lmao
best superbowl commercial ever?
damn close that’s for sure

Nick: I’d get hammered with Thor any day.

you’d get hammered with anyone any day (commentor 1)
haha. true dat. (status maker)
oh god i’d let mr. thor hammer me
why do girls need to comment on statuses? (commentor 1)
who knows

Allie: cutest commercial ever!!!!

the dragon one? (commentor 1)
no! the star wars one with the kid (status maker)
his name is Darth Vader (commentor 1)
whatever (status maker)

Tyler: -30 windchill expected tonight in the Twin Cities. I’m still warm though with all these steaming mad viking fans lol.

Taylor: Christina Aguilera: Oh, say can you sing–our national anthem? It’s hard they say, but not enough for teleprompting.

And the rockets red glare…hey what’s that over there?

Dutch. Obama. Pokemon.

icetpresents — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 19:30:48 +0000

Nick: Question for Obama: Are you really black? Or is the media changing the tint so they can pretend to be more progressive?

are you retarded?

Tyler: the Dutch language somewhat resembles a drunk Pokemon trying to speak German.

Leggo My Preggo

icetpresents — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 04:02:05 +0000

Ryan: you know what sucks more than finding out your gf is pregnant?

finding out she’s keeping it?
finding out she’s keeping them… (status maker)

New Year’s Resolutions

icetpresents — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 22:05:04 +0000

London: way to go wreck your new year’s resolution on january 2nd…. good job mom, good job.

I did NOT!!!!!!
we alll watched you (status maker)

Elizabeth: “I wish I was one of those people who thrives on the danger of living a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hanna Montana”

Ebow: IT’S SNOWING! CELEBRATE! Now, I need an empty parking lot, some orange cones, a RWD car, some tow rope, a sled, and a human with a spice of insanity.

Brianna: The underwater mating song of the toadfish is so loud that sometimes it can be heard by humans on the shore.

A Holiday Deed

icetpresents — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 01:44:53 +0000

Dawn: I’m silly and left my facebook logged in at Sprint! Don’t forget to log out next time! Love always, complete stranger.

Stay-cation

icetpresents — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 01:30:38 +0000

Rachel: Needs a vacation…

no! u just need yo ass beat!
to some people that is a vacation

Inception

icetpresents — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 00:48:41 +0000

Peter: Apparently the Best Buy Exclusive version of Inception is so exclusive, Best Buy doesn’t even have it.

Wow. Now THAT is exclusive.

Julia: ~Sometimes things really suck, but then you end up docketing cases at work and realizing there is a woman with the last name of “Kuntz.” I take it all back. My life is wonderful. Lol